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Storm in a teacup?
GILLIAN
GIBBONS, the teacher who was imprisoned briefly in Sudan for
allowing her class of children to call a teddy bear Mohammed and
thereby insulting Islam, is home now safe and well. But what was really
happening with her early release? The woman clearly made a genuine
mistake and should have known better; you wouldn’t go to teach in a
fundamentally Catholic country and call a toy camel Jesus Christ.
But when one of her Sudanese colleagues complained it presented the
Sudanese government with a problem. British imperialism has, over the
last 150 years or so, abused, humiliated and oppressed the Sudanese
people and made fun of their government. That government now had to
tread a fine line between not incurring the wrath of the imperialist
powers without incurring the anger of their own people for appearing to
appease the British government.
A 15-day sentence, of which half had already passed, seemed to
them a tactful compromise. Fifteen days in a not-too-awful jail was
small beer compared to the total sum of human suffering going on in
that country. But the British government and the western media reacted
with exaggerated horror and anger, as though Gibbons was facing
imminent execution.
Two Muslim members of the House of Lords were despatched to
negotiate her immediate release and succeeded to great acclaim in
bringing her home about four days before she would have come anyway.
Why so much effort and expense – when other British residents have been
left to rot without charge or trial for up to six years in
Guantánamo Bay and the Foreign Office won’t lift a finger?
A BBC Foreign Office “expert” put it all into perspective on
Monday morning when he explained that the whole thing had been good for
the British government because it gave an opportunity to establish a
new kind of relationship with the Sudanese government. “Now if
something else happens down the line, for example human rights abuses
or the Sudanese making agreements with the Chinese to exploit their oil
and other mineral reserves, we can just pick up the phone and call
them,” he said. In other words the FO thinks it has succeeded in
browbeating the Sudanese government and re-established the old colonial
relations – the more trivial the issue, the more it emphasises British
control. Let’s hope the Sudanese government – and the Chinese – soon
prove them wrong.